Super Bowl Parties.

YoMama · **Posted:** Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:38 pm

Heading down 5 houses for an obligatory few beers and the 1st half, at least we can walk home. Getting shitfaced on a Sunday night is not conducive to my pursuit of the American Dream in capitalist America. :thumb:

Anybody else headin' to a party?

indi · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:17 pm

sweet thread.

breaston15 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:53 pm

Super Bowl parties are a love/hate thing for me. On the surface, they sound like the greatest thing ever. Wings, Pizza, Beer, teh boys and girls, football, etc.

HOWEVA, the combination of wings, beer, and 'za has me needing to take fourteen shits throughout the game. Needless to say that's a pain in my ass, but I also get tired of holding in my farts for the lady folk.

I still go to one every year because I'm teh dumb.

YoMama · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:53 pm

breaston15 wrote:

Super Bowl parties are a love/hate thing for me. On the surface, they sound like the greatest thing ever. Wings, Pizza, Beer, teh boys and girls, football, etc.

HOWEVA, the combination of wings, beer, and 'za has me needing to take fourteen shits throughout the game. Needless to say that's a pain in my ass, but I also get tired of holding in my farts for the lady folk.

I still go to one every year because I'm teh dumb.

breaston15 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:06 pm

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

Super Bowl parties are a love/hate thing for me. On the surface, they sound like the greatest thing ever. Wings, Pizza, Beer, teh boys and girls, football, etc.

HOWEVA, the combination of wings, beer, and 'za has me needing to take fourteen shits throughout the game. Needless to say that's a pain in my ass, but I also get tired of holding in my farts for the lady folk.

I still go to one every year because I'm teh dumb.

Did you really just want to post this pic, or do you really not understand that Wings and Beer fuck with digestive systems?

YoMama · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:12 pm

breaston15 wrote:

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

Super Bowl parties are a love/hate thing for me. On the surface, they sound like the greatest thing ever. Wings, Pizza, Beer, teh boys and girls, football, etc.

HOWEVA, the combination of wings, beer, and 'za has me needing to take fourteen shits throughout the game. Needless to say that's a pain in my ass, but I also get tired of holding in my farts for the lady folk.

I still go to one every year because I'm teh dumb.

Did you really just want to post this pic, or do you really not understand that Wings and Beer fuck with digestive systems?

Granted, LOL WUT Pear is the shit, but he's appropriate for the story. I had wings, chili, beers and nachos yesterday and no grunts at the party. The fuck is wrong with you?

breaston15 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:23 pm

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

Super Bowl parties are a love/hate thing for me. On the surface, they sound like the greatest thing ever. Wings, Pizza, Beer, teh boys and girls, football, etc.

HOWEVA, the combination of wings, beer, and 'za has me needing to take fourteen shits throughout the game. Needless to say that's a pain in my ass, but I also get tired of holding in my farts for the lady folk.

I still go to one every year because I'm teh dumb.

Did you really just want to post this pic, or do you really not understand that Wings and Beer fuck with digestive systems?

Granted, LOL WUT Pear is the shit, but he's appropriate for the story. I had wings, chili, beers and nachos yesterday and no grunts at the party. The fuck is wrong with you?

I'm a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE vagina.

indi · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:32 pm

breaston15 wrote:

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

Super Bowl parties are a love/hate thing for me. On the surface, they sound like the greatest thing ever. Wings, Pizza, Beer, teh boys and girls, football, etc.

HOWEVA, the combination of wings, beer, and 'za has me needing to take fourteen shits throughout the game. Needless to say that's a pain in my ass, but I also get tired of holding in my farts for the lady folk.

I still go to one every year because I'm teh dumb.

Did you really just want to post this pic, or do you really not understand that Wings and Beer fuck with digestive systems?

Granted, LOL WUT Pear is the shit, but he's appropriate for the story. I had wings, chili, beers and nachos yesterday and no grunts at the party. The fuck is wrong with you?

I'm a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE vagina.

So am I.

Yours truly,

yomama's wife's cooter

breaston15 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:39 pm

indi wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

YoMama wrote:

breaston15 wrote:

Super Bowl parties are a love/hate thing for me. On the surface, they sound like the greatest thing ever. Wings, Pizza, Beer, teh boys and girls, football, etc.

HOWEVA, the combination of wings, beer, and 'za has me needing to take fourteen shits throughout the game. Needless to say that's a pain in my ass, but I also get tired of holding in my farts for the lady folk.

I still go to one every year because I'm teh dumb.

Did you really just want to post this pic, or do you really not understand that Wings and Beer fuck with digestive systems?

Granted, LOL WUT Pear is the shit, but he's appropriate for the story. I had wings, chili, beers and nachos yesterday and no grunts at the party. The fuck is wrong with you?

I'm a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE vagina.

So am I.

Yours truly,

yomama's wife's cooter

Ben Roethlisberger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:21 am

Vegas was absofrickinlutely tits!!!! The only thing that was a downer was the weather. I ended up $450 gambling and would have been up 600+ if peyton wasn't a whiney pouty bitch and could keep his head in the game.

I broke even for the game though.

I took the colts - 3 int he first half - won
took dallas clark -31.5 yards over shockey - won
dallas clarck -3 receptions over shockey - won
Colston -1 yrd for longest reception over wayne - won
meecham total yards against garcon or collie (cant remember which) - lost
Colts - 5 for the game - lost.

But one of the chicks we were with was so sure of herself that the saints were gonna win straight up that i told her to take the money line and she did. she dropped 100 on it and netted 250+. so it was a great frickin day overall. there is not a better place to vacation in the country!!

I will be back there in June.

And Ariya is overrated. Ther Wynn and Encore are way better casinos. won me $180+ at roulette there. 8-)

YoMama · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:02 am

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

Vegas was absofrickinlutely tits!!!! The only thing that was a downer was the weather. I ended up $450 gambling and would have been up 600+ if peyton wasn't a whiney pouty bitch and could keep his head in the game.

I broke even for the game though.

I took the colts - 3 int he first half - won
took dallas clark -31.5 yards over shockey - won
dallas clarck -3 receptions over shockey - won
Colston -1 yrd for longest reception over wayne - won
meecham total yards against garcon or collie (cant remember which) - lost
Colts - 5 for the game - lost.

But one of the chicks we were with was so sure of herself that the saints were gonna win straight up that i told her to take the money line and she did. she dropped 100 on it and netted 250+. so it was a great frickin day overall. there is not a better place to vacation in the country!!
I will be back there in June.

And Ariya is overrated. Ther Wynn and Encore are way better casinos. won me $180+ at roulette there. 8-)

Glad you had fun Benny with the shit you've gone through, but that is the silliest thing you've ever written up in this fora.

indi · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:13 am

where is the Ariya? You mean the Aria? I agree, Aria's casino isn't the best, but it's nice. The rooms are pretty fucking sweet though and the cocktail waitresses are top notch.

The Wynn is tight, met the hottest hooker I've ever seen there. Haven't been to Encore yet. City center has a better location.

Ben Roethlisberger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:22 am

YoMama wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

Vegas was absofrickinlutely tits!!!! The only thing that was a downer was the weather. I ended up $450 gambling and would have been up 600+ if peyton wasn't a whiney pouty bitch and could keep his head in the game.

I broke even for the game though.

I took the colts - 3 int he first half - won
took dallas clark -31.5 yards over shockey - won
dallas clarck -3 receptions over shockey - won
Colston -1 yrd for longest reception over wayne - won
meecham total yards against garcon or collie (cant remember which) - lost
Colts - 5 for the game - lost.

But one of the chicks we were with was so sure of herself that the saints were gonna win straight up that i told her to take the money line and she did. she dropped 100 on it and netted 250+. so it was a great frickin day overall. there is not a better place to vacation in the country!!
I will be back there in June.

And Ariya is overrated. Ther Wynn and Encore are way better casinos. won me $180+ at roulette there. 8-)

Glad you had fun Benny with the shit you've gone through, but that is the silliest thing you've ever written up in this fora.

For what i like to do and for the price, there is no better place to go. free alcohol, hotties everywhere, gambling, cheap hotels (if you are patient) and the night life is tits. Its the only vacation spot I will go to 3 -5 times a year. no other place in the country is more worth while.

Had the time of my life at this place!!!! i was right in the middle of it.

Paul Oakenfold is the shit. he works with my fav band so I was pretty pumped to attend one of his shows.

YoMama · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:30 am

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

Vegas was absofrickinlutely tits!!!! The only thing that was a downer was the weather. I ended up $450 gambling and would have been up 600+ if peyton wasn't a whiney pouty bitch and could keep his head in the game.

I broke even for the game though.

I took the colts - 3 int he first half - won
took dallas clark -31.5 yards over shockey - won
dallas clarck -3 receptions over shockey - won
Colston -1 yrd for longest reception over wayne - won
meecham total yards against garcon or collie (cant remember which) - lost
Colts - 5 for the game - lost.

But one of the chicks we were with was so sure of herself that the saints were gonna win straight up that i told her to take the money line and she did. she dropped 100 on it and netted 250+. so it was a great frickin day overall. there is not a better place to vacation in the country!!
I will be back there in June.

And Ariya is overrated. Ther Wynn and Encore are way better casinos. won me $180+ at roulette there. 8-)

Glad you had fun Benny with the shit you've gone through, but that is the silliest thing you've ever written up in this fora.

For what i like to do and for the price, there is no better place to go. free alcohol, hotties everywhere, gambling, cheap hotels (if you are patient) and the night life is tits. Its the only vacation spot I will go to 3 -5 times a year. no other place in the country is more worth while.

Had the time of my life at this place!!!! i was right in the middle of it.

Paul Oakenfold is the shit. he works with my fav band so I was pretty pumped to attend one of his shows.

To each their own, but if the best our country can do vacation-wise is fucking Vegas, that's sad.

Ben Roethlisberger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:34 am

YoMama wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

Vegas was absofrickinlutely tits!!!! The only thing that was a downer was the weather. I ended up $450 gambling and would have been up 600+ if peyton wasn't a whiney pouty bitch and could keep his head in the game.

I broke even for the game though.

I took the colts - 3 int he first half - won
took dallas clark -31.5 yards over shockey - won
dallas clarck -3 receptions over shockey - won
Colston -1 yrd for longest reception over wayne - won
meecham total yards against garcon or collie (cant remember which) - lost
Colts - 5 for the game - lost.

But one of the chicks we were with was so sure of herself that the saints were gonna win straight up that i told her to take the money line and she did. she dropped 100 on it and netted 250+. so it was a great frickin day overall. there is not a better place to vacation in the country!!
I will be back there in June.

And Ariya is overrated. Ther Wynn and Encore are way better casinos. won me $180+ at roulette there. 8-)

Glad you had fun Benny with the shit you've gone through, but that is the silliest thing you've ever written up in this fora.

For what i like to do and for the price, there is no better place to go. free alcohol, hotties everywhere, gambling, cheap hotels (if you are patient) and the night life is tits. Its the only vacation spot I will go to 3 -5 times a year. no other place in the country is more worth while.

Had the time of my life at this place!!!! i was right in the middle of it.

Paul Oakenfold is the shit. he works with my fav band so I was pretty pumped to attend one of his shows.

To each their own, but if the best our country can do vacation-wise is fucking Vegas, that's sad.

Vegas is tits. i would be dead in six months if i lived there. but at least i would have died happy.

YoMama · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:40 am

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

Vegas was absofrickinlutely tits!!!! The only thing that was a downer was the weather. I ended up $450 gambling and would have been up 600+ if peyton wasn't a whiney pouty bitch and could keep his head in the game.

I broke even for the game though.

I took the colts - 3 int he first half - won
took dallas clark -31.5 yards over shockey - won
dallas clarck -3 receptions over shockey - won
Colston -1 yrd for longest reception over wayne - won
meecham total yards against garcon or collie (cant remember which) - lost
Colts - 5 for the game - lost.

But one of the chicks we were with was so sure of herself that the saints were gonna win straight up that i told her to take the money line and she did. she dropped 100 on it and netted 250+. so it was a great frickin day overall. there is not a better place to vacation in the country!!
I will be back there in June.

And Ariya is overrated. Ther Wynn and Encore are way better casinos. won me $180+ at roulette there. 8-)

Glad you had fun Benny with the shit you've gone through, but that is the silliest thing you've ever written up in this fora.

For what i like to do and for the price, there is no better place to go. free alcohol, hotties everywhere, gambling, cheap hotels (if you are patient) and the night life is tits. Its the only vacation spot I will go to 3 -5 times a year. no other place in the country is more worth while.

Had the time of my life at this place!!!! i was right in the middle of it.

Paul Oakenfold is the shit. he works with my fav band so I was pretty pumped to attend one of his shows.

To each their own, but if the best our country can do vacation-wise is fucking Vegas, that's sad.

Vegas is tits. i would be dead in six months if i lived there. but at least i would have died happy.

Glad you had fun Benoit.

YoMama · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:31 pm

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

indi · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:35 pm

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

If you are embarrassed for me, I must be doing something right... :thumb:

Are you just pissed because you can't afford a decent vaca to Vegas? Haters gonna hate.

Glad you had fun in Sin city, Ben. I agree, it's great in short doses.

Ben Roethlisberger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:17 pm

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

he is sooo not even worth discussing anything with. AREEEEYA is pretty but I would even take Planet Hollywood over it anyday. i could give a shit about the rooms. who spends time in a room aside from banging and actually sleeping which I rarely did while i was there. And i am not allowed to play hide the salami yet cuz the ink aint dry.

indi · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:18 pm

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

he is sooo not even worth discussing anything with. AREEEEYA is pretty but I would even take Planet Hollywood over it anyday. i could give a shit about the rooms. who spends time in a room aside from banging and actually sleeping which I rarely did while i was there. And i am not allowed to play hide the salami yet cuz the ink aint dry.

Glad you enjoyed yourself buddy.

Have a great day. :thumb:

Ben Roethlisberger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:24 pm

indi wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

he is sooo not even worth discussing anything with. AREEEEYA is pretty but I would even take Planet Hollywood over it anyday. i could give a shit about the rooms. who spends time in a room aside from banging and actually sleeping which I rarely did while i was there. And i am not allowed to play hide the salami yet cuz the ink aint dry.

Glad you enjoyed yourself buddy.

Have a great day. :thumb:

please don't call me buddy, it creeps me out.

YoMama · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:31 pm

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

indi wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

he is sooo not even worth discussing anything with. AREEEEYA is pretty but I would even take Planet Hollywood over it anyday. i could give a shit about the rooms. who spends time in a room aside from banging and actually sleeping which I rarely did while i was there. And i am not allowed to play hide the salami yet cuz the ink aint dry.

Glad you enjoyed yourself buddy.

Have a great day. :thumb:

please don't call me buddy, it creeps me out.

He was reaching out to you. :lol:

Ben Roethlisberger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:34 pm

YoMama wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

indi wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

he is sooo not even worth discussing anything with. AREEEEYA is pretty but I would even take Planet Hollywood over it anyday. i could give a shit about the rooms. who spends time in a room aside from banging and actually sleeping which I rarely did while i was there. And i am not allowed to play hide the salami yet cuz the ink aint dry.

Glad you enjoyed yourself buddy.

Have a great day. :thumb:

please don't call me buddy, it creeps me out.

He was reaching out to you. :lol:

indi · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:40 pm

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

indi wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

he is sooo not even worth discussing anything with. AREEEEYA is pretty but I would even take Planet Hollywood over it anyday. i could give a shit about the rooms. who spends time in a room aside from banging and actually sleeping which I rarely did while i was there. And i am not allowed to play hide the salami yet cuz the ink aint dry.

Glad you enjoyed yourself buddy.

Have a great day. :thumb:

please don't call me buddy, it creeps me out.

My bad, pal. So glad you are back after your great vaca, this place just isn't the same without you. :thumb:

Ben Roethlisberger · **Posted:** Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:46 pm

indi wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

indi wrote:

Ben Roethlisberger wrote:

YoMama wrote:

Another

'ing Indi attempt at connecting with Benny in this thread, I'm almost embarrassed for that pathetic mother fucker. Guess mopping up lab spills isn't conducive to a quality social life, whoulda thunk it? :lol:

he is sooo not even worth discussing anything with. AREEEEYA is pretty but I would even take Planet Hollywood over it anyday. i could give a shit about the rooms. who spends time in a room aside from banging and actually sleeping which I rarely did while i was there. And i am not allowed to play hide the salami yet cuz the ink aint dry.

Glad you enjoyed yourself buddy.

Have a great day. :thumb:

please don't call me buddy, it creeps me out.

My bad, pal. So glad you are back after your great vaca, this place just isn't the same without you. :thumb:

I seem to have caught a very strange form of crabs!!!!!!! FML and I didn't even get them from Vegas!!!

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